Friday, September 29, 2006

Rooney 'challenges' Hatton

Wayne Rooney has 'challenged' boxing champion Ricky Hatton to a fight.

The Manchester United player threatened to give Hatton "a good old-fashioned a***-kicking".

Ricky revealed: "Wayne texted and said he wanted to take my world champ belt off me.

"I told him: "You wouldn't fit it around your gut - you've eaten too many chips"."

Ricky, who is good friends with Rooney, is a big fan of United's rivals Manchester City.

According to The Sun, he added: "Wayne said he would give me a good old-fashioned a***-kicking. Being a Scouser, he's not slow to come forward with his opinions, so I said: "Any time, son".

"We text and speak on the phone all the time. We have a real laugh, even though he plays for the wrong team.

"I can't wait to spar with him and I know we will be big mates as he has a cracking sense of humour."

Unbeliavable tackle

Medic, medic. We need medic. He hit a brick wall.

Referee hit in the head

When referee gives penalty for oponent, this is the way to hurt him. hit him with a ball in a head.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Soccer knockout

First slap, than punch. Now we count.
What a knock out.

Gym fall

What hurts? Back, head, what else? Ouch, everything.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Snowboard fall

Lucky for him, he fell on snow. Maybe it didn't hurt that much.

Don't mess around with ref

Usually they attack referee, but this one fights back. And he fights the whole team.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Fighter and referee

This referee is greater fighter than these two.

Rock and chair

Good thing he named himself Rock, or that would really hurt.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ferrari pit stop accident

So much money and still, they can't make breaks to work.

Karate woman

Never trust a karate woman.

Yellow card in soccer

What would happen if he pulled out red card?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Cyclist fight

You would expect that they would fight each other and not spectators with cyclists.

Player knocks out referee

He knocked him with one punch. Maybe boxing is his sport not basketball.

Ref allowed ball boy's goal

A Brazilian referee faces suspension after she awarded a goal that was scored by a ball boy.

The 89th minute goal allowed Santacruzense to snatch a 1-1 draw at home to Atletico Sorocaba.

But TV footage showed the ballboy scored the 'goal' after a Santacruzense player shot wide.

The ball boy brought the ball back on to the pitch and - instead of returning it to the goalkeeper - he tapped it over the line into the net.

Referee Silvia Regina de Oliveira awarded a goal amid furious Sorocaba protests.

Oliveira, who has refereed in the Brazilian first division and the Copa Sudamericana, said she based her decision on the linesman.

"I should have trusted my own vision," Oliveira said in a radio interview afterwards.

Marcos Marinho, head of the Paulista Football Federation's refereeing commission, said the goal would stand and the referee would face suspension.

"It was a very serious mistake and, unfortunately, the punishments will have to be applied for the referee and linesman," he said.

"There was a lapse of concentration and that can't happen in football."

Monday, September 11, 2006

Mascot in a fight

Well, I guess he will not cheer that much in a future.

Amazing goal

Best hockey shot ever. Great skill.

Great footballer

You really have to be talented to miss this shot.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Football moments

If he wanted to encourage him,
maybe that is not the way to do that!!!

What is he trying to do, extinguish it or suffocate?

Ouch. Did he jumped or his kick did that?

Gym pile up

They were not synchronized. Practice, practice.

Baseball hit

Incredible! That ball could fall anywhere but it hit that.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Incredible throw

If he hit that they win.
No, not the head.
Sorry, you lose.

Dumb referee

Everyone thinks he can play football.

Holding together

We stick together.
Especially when it's a free kick.

"I'll stop you, I'll stop you." Well, you didn't.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Unlucky goal

One of the funniest own goals ever recorded. Well, he's not a star player

Unlucky fall

How unlucky you have to be and fall at that place?

Funny moments in sport

If his butt is just a little bit heavier, he would fall.
Or not?
How come there is always a squirrel
on a football field?

Well, he made it. Self advertising makes miracles.

Is this ballet or judo?